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Screw The Nether is a Minecraft parody of the song Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5 featuring Christina Aguilera. The song is written by members of the Yogscast. Lead vocals are sung by Yogscast member Martyn Littlewood, it also features Lewis Brindley and Simon Lane. The music is written by Area 11 band member and staff member of the Yogscast, Tom Clarke, also known as Sparkles* and is animated by Ceeranoo. As of June 2020, the music video has over 54 million views and 540 thousand likes.

Song/Music Video Credits Edit

  • Martyn Littlewood - Vocals
  • Lewis Brindley, Simon Lane - Minor vocals
  • Tom Clarke - Written music

Trivia Edit

  • This video was released in celebration of Martyn moving into Yogtowers.

Lyrics Edit

Martyn:

It's deep underground,

Past the bedrock, but don't dig straight down

You'll regret that, but now you feel brave

Equipped with your spade, to roam in these caves

Not looking for gold, this stuff's purple

Or so I've been told, by some people

I'll find a few bricks, where the two of these mix, with a couple of clicks

I'll be swinging my pick

This is all the prep that I go through, even if my tools are just make-do

Moving to the nether, I'm moving to the nether, I'm moving to-oooooooo the nether

Ten blocks is the magical total, as that's enough to build up my portal

Moving to the nether, I'm moving to the nether, I'm moving to-oooooooo the nether

Lewis:

Welcome to hell

Weather's great here

So pull up a chair

Have a cold beer

You can live by the sea

So happy you'll be

With your cobblestone tree

OH

The neighbours are dry

And delicious

We eat bacon all night

It's nutritious

Yeah, all of them squeal

More damage I deal

There's plenty to steal

Martyn (backup by Lewis):

Hack and slash!! Haha. GOLD NUGGETS? I'M RICH!!! 

Who cares if we're giving up sunlight? 

Glowstone's all we need to keep things bright,

ight down here in the nether

We love it in the nether

You'll love it i-nnnnnnnnnnnnnn the nether.

Don't expect to see any creepers

That's one of my favourite features.

Down here in the nether

We love it in the nether

You'll love it i-nnnnnnnnnnn the nether.

Simon:

You gotta know

You have to fight

Learn to play

There’s mobs but it’s not night.

A wooden sword won’t do it.

They’re gonna blast right through it

Ya got a potion? Use iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

So watch your back

I won't warn you twice!

Fight the Ghast!

Oooooooo!

Make em' cry!

They’ll shoot the ground around you

Makin' holes to fall through

You know you’re probably gonn-ooh

Ah

Ah

Eeh

Yah!

Martyn (everyone):

“Die” (In the lava again!)

Feels like hell the things I’ve just been through

Won’t believe a word when I tell you

You know what, screw the Nether,

You know what, screw the Nether,

You know what, screw the Nether!

Can’t believe I lost my new gear too, Think I’d better come and rejoin you,

You know what, screw the Nether,

You know what, screw the Nether,

You know what, screw the Nether!

Lewis:

“That’s it!

I’m sick of this place!

It sucks!

It’s too hot,

It never rains,

I’m sweaty,

All my clothes are dirty, filthy and on fire!

I’m absolutely sick of this place! Ah, Uhm, I-I miss nature, all the pigs, the cows, and all of that, the sheep and stuff. I didn’t think I’d miss it, but I do. Oh my god! How sad, I wish, I wish I could just return to the normal world again…..

Bye!

VideoEdit

♪ Screw the Nether (Moves Like Jagger Parody)-0

♪ Screw the Nether (Moves Like Jagger Parody)-0

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