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Screw The Nether
ScrewNether
Album Screw the Nether (feat. The Yogscast & Sparkles*)
Featuring InTheLittleWood (vocals)
Lewis Brindley (minor vocals)
Simon Lane (minor vocals)
Tom Clarke (written music)
Time 3:47
Date Published 13 August, 2012

Screw The Nether is a Minecraft parody of the song "Moves Like Jagger" by Maroon 5 and Christina Aguilera. The song is written by members of the Yogscast. Lead vocals are sung by Yogscast member Martyn Littlewood, it also features Lewis Brindley and Simon Lane. The music is written by Area 11 band member and staff member of the Yogscast, Tom Clarke, also known as Sparkles* and is animated by Ceeranoo. 

Lyrics:Edit

Martyn:

It's deep underground,

Past the bedrock, but don't dig straight down!

You'll regret that, but now you feel brave

Equipped with your spade, to roam in these caves.

Not looking for gold, this stuff's purple,

Or so I've been told, by some people.

I'll find a few bricks

Where the two of these mix

With a couple of clicks.

I'll be swinging my pick.

This is all the prep that I go through

Even if my tools are just make-do. 

Moving to the nether

I'm moving to the nether

I'm moving to the nether!!!

Ten blocks is the magical total

As that's enough to build up my portal.

Moving to the nether

I'm moving to the nether

I'm moving to the nether!!!

Lewis:

Welcome to hell

Weather's great here

So put up a chair

Have a cold beer

You can live by the sea

So happy you'll be with your cobblestone tree.

OH.

The neighbor's aren't right

They're delicious

We eat bacon all night

It's nutritious

Yeah, all of them squeal

More damage I deal

There's plenty to steal.

Martyn & Lewis:

Hack ... and ... slash!! 

Haha, GOLD NUGGETS, I'M RICH!!! 

Who cares if we're giving up sunlight?

Glowstone's all we need to keep things bright

Right down here in the nether

We love it in the nether

You'll love it in the nether

Don't expect to see any creepers

That's one of my favourite features.

Down here in the nether

We love it in the nether

You'll love it in the nether.

Simon:

You gotta know

You have to fight

Learn to play

There’s mobs but it’s not night.

A wooden sword won’t do it

They’re gonna blast right through it

If you got a potion, use it

So watch your back

I wont warn you twice

Fight the Ghast!

OOOOOOOH! Make it cry!

They’ll shoot the ground around you
Make a hole to fall through
You know you’re probably gonn-ooh

Ah
Ah
Eeh
Yah!

Martyn (everyone):

“Die” (In the lava again!)

Feels like hell the things I’ve just been through
Won’t believe a word when I tell you

You know what, screw the Nether,
You know what, screw the Nether,
You know what, screw the Nether!

Can’t believe I lost my new gear too,
Think I’d better come and rejoin you,

You know what, screw the Nether,
You know what, screw the Nether,
You know what, screw the Nether!

Lewis:

“That’s it!

I’m sick of this place!
It sucks!
It’s too hot,
It never rains,
I’m sweaty,
All my clothes are dirty, flithly and on fire!

I’m absolutely sick of this place! Ah, Uhm, I-I miss nature, all the pigs, the cows, and all of that, the sheep and stuff. I didn’t think I’d miss it, but I do. Oh my god! How sad, I wish, I wish I could just return to the normal world again…..

Bye!

Trivia


  • The Youtube video has 18 million views.
  • This video was relased to show Martyn moving into Yogtowers

Video

♪ Screw the Nether (Moves Like Jagger Parody)-0

♪ Screw the Nether (Moves Like Jagger Parody)-0